Fake drug addicts are the worst kind of drug addicts. They don't even have authenticity going for them, just over-sized denim buttonups and scars.

Aint no party like a this guys party cause a this guys party is totally illegal and gross.

Smiley on the right really knows how to fuck up a toughguy photo.

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Red Light Green Light champion and narc.

Note the "narc specs" on bandana boy and sweet expertly waist-tied flannel. God I miss the nevers.

Nard: nerd +narc.

This is the Eastern European narc Iwo Jima. Somebody bronze them, quickly.

No need for cuffs, Officer Perfect, just cut me off a little but of that sweetness and I'll be fine. See you poolside, playa .

These narcs are wearing masks cause they have dick flu.

This narc got all geared up to fit in...somewhere.

Narc or not, that album was pretty sweet. pass.

I bet undercovers that get put on camera detail feel like total bitches.

This is the episode where "Trading Spaces" jumped the shark. BIG suprise that dude wasn't psyched on his waterboard/bed.

I see you hatin

Bill Clinton face, Tim Roth in Lie to Me would eat your ass for breakfast (no cuomo)

"Covers blown FINALLY, no more fucking drum circles."

Wait, why isn't that guys t-shirt going to jail again?

Guilty. Carry on.

Some people are just naturally terrifying.